Absolutely hilarious take on how to write code to “shoot your foot” in various programming language. Here is a taste:

Assembly: You try to shoot yourself in the foot only to discover you must first reinvent the gun, the bullet, and your foot. After thats done, you pull the trigger, the gun beeps several times, then crashes.

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